Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
