are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
