I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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