my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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