i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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