After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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