how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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