i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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