we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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