no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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