The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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