Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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