its not stalking. its research.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he shaved USA in his pubs
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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