did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
