i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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