Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
