Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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