He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
