You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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