remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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