Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
