If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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