Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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