have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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