When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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