I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
