It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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