I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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