DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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