My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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