it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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