Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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