I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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