The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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