so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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