Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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