We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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