As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Found the puke drawer
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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