What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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