WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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