Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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