I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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