i would punch a child for taco bell
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Shame - the story of my life.
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