I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
