I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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