wat bout pragnant strippers??
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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