Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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