kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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