Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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