The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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